Hannah, there are a series of books called "______ for Dummies". Some are quite useful like "Photoshop for Dummies", and others I imagine to be humorous like: "How to Make a Marriage Work - for Dummies" or even "Sex for Dummies".

So yeah, I was joking. And it was more in reference to the series of books than to actual stalking. (And no, I don't mean that there should be one written about stalking out there).