You know you've got it bad for him when....

Oscar nominations were announced, and you wake up the following morning, and your sister is outraged, because she wasn't able to sleep at night.
And you ask, naïvely: Why?
And she shouts: BECAUSE YOU WERE TALKING IN YOUR SLEEP, COMPLAINING ABOUT JAMES NOT GETTING AN OSCAR NOD.

True story ( actually, she almost slapped me )