I thought it might be fun and spark some creative juices to start a poetry thread where you can express your McAvoy love. All forms of poetry are welcome, including serious or funny, haikus or limericks.
Here's a list of 55 different forms of poetry to help you get started: http://www.poemofquotes.c...rticles/poetry_forms.php
To get everyone started, here are some haikus and limericks written by fans on IMDb. Enjoy and please add your own!
Wanted man even
with no guns James McAvoy
is still packin' heat
[by nezray 2001) Beautiful blue eyes
gentle tears unmask sorrow
of "come back to me."
[by Don'tCallMePammy]
He drinks frosty milk
With soft lips and black leather
Making us thirsty
[tmaxy101]
McAvoy Arrow
of Sexual Energy:
Shooting from Black Jeans
[Dahlia0901]
Love those black jeans pics!
Why can't my mailman bring me
a package like that?!?
[jammer63]
When first I saw him
I thought it was fantasy
But his pants don't lie
[roomagic]
Oh those black jeans
Just as tight as the white
Stir up all these feelings
That I struggle to fight
They say on E
That we love his hair
But we know the truth
It's his lack of underwear
[holly-131]
There was a young man with a lilt,
Who looked verrrry fine in a kilt.
And his black jeans so tight
Make us squeal with delight
Oh my, that Scot surely is built!
[robin0507 and jammer63]
There once was a man in black jeans
Who cried in all of his scenes
His eyes were so blue
And wonderfully true
They made us all McAvoy fiends
[roomagic]
There was a young man from Glasgow
Who set our libidos aglow
His jeans were so tight
When he entered our sight
He ignited flames head to toe
[INeedUnguent]
There was a young man with a MASE*
Who said, “Can’t they look at my face?”
But he wore those white pants
And the women did dance
At least on the IM data base
[tmaxy101]
I'm really not meaning to stare
But I can't keep from looking down there.
Those pants are so tight
What a wonderful sight
How nice that he's willing to share!
[jammer63]
*FYI...MASE: McAvoy Arrow of Sexual Energy (what he emits on screen)
Here's a list of 55 different forms of poetry to help you get started: http://www.poemofquotes.c...rticles/poetry_forms.php
To get everyone started, here are some haikus and limericks written by fans on IMDb. Enjoy and please add your own!
Wanted man even
with no guns James McAvoy
is still packin' heat
[by nezray 2001) Beautiful blue eyes
gentle tears unmask sorrow
of "come back to me."
[by Don'tCallMePammy]
He drinks frosty milk
With soft lips and black leather
Making us thirsty
[tmaxy101]
McAvoy Arrow
of Sexual Energy:
Shooting from Black Jeans
[Dahlia0901]
Love those black jeans pics!
Why can't my mailman bring me
a package like that?!?
[jammer63]
When first I saw him
I thought it was fantasy
But his pants don't lie
[roomagic]
Oh those black jeans
Just as tight as the white
Stir up all these feelings
That I struggle to fight
They say on E
That we love his hair
But we know the truth
It's his lack of underwear
[holly-131]
There was a young man with a lilt,
Who looked verrrry fine in a kilt.
And his black jeans so tight
Make us squeal with delight
Oh my, that Scot surely is built!
[robin0507 and jammer63]
There once was a man in black jeans
Who cried in all of his scenes
His eyes were so blue
And wonderfully true
They made us all McAvoy fiends
[roomagic]
There was a young man from Glasgow
Who set our libidos aglow
His jeans were so tight
When he entered our sight
He ignited flames head to toe
[INeedUnguent]
There was a young man with a MASE*
Who said, “Can’t they look at my face?”
But he wore those white pants
And the women did dance
At least on the IM data base
[tmaxy101]
I'm really not meaning to stare
But I can't keep from looking down there.
Those pants are so tight
What a wonderful sight
How nice that he's willing to share!
[jammer63]
*FYI...MASE: McAvoy Arrow of Sexual Energy (what he emits on screen)
WHAT TO DO WHEN
STRUCK BY A MASE
1) Take a deep breath, 2) watch all the McAvoy videos on You Tube, 3) take another deep breath, 4) look through all the photos on JMMB, 5) sigh, 6) chat with similarly-afflicted fans on JMMB, 7) enjoy the experience.
