I thought I'd start a new thread dedicated to strange behaviour and oddities - those I-can't-believe-it and shake-your-head-at moments in life.
Here's a few for a start:
I was travelling on the freeway and noticed the car in front of me was oddly slowing and speeding. You could tell the driver was distracted by something. I
changed lanes and came up beside him. He was shaving. Not with an electric shaver that you could probably run over your face and still drive - it was a
blade.
and
Earlier this month, I went to my GP for my physical. We get to the breast exam. I'm lying there with the gown open down to my waist and he's doing
the exam. And then his cellphone rings. He stops the exam, pulls the phone out of his pocket and starts chatting. It's his wife.
and
I bought the Shameless Series 2 dvd from amazon.uk last month. I've decided not to keep the Shameless stuff in with our regular dvd collection because I
don't want the kids to find it. So when it arrived, I hid it away - somewhere. I've just spent over 1/2 hour looking through everything trying to
find it. That's why they invented Post-It's!
If James thinks that Uganda is not the best counrty for living, he is right, but he should try Ukraine too 
I hope your finger is mending. I cut my finger a few weeks ago and it bugged me for a long time.
A mouse was getting into the junk drawer in my
kitchen and I tried sealing up all the cracks, but it was still getting in. So, I am checking out and the "slow" bagger lady is putting my things
into the bags. She picks up the mouse traps and says very loudly, "UH-OH! I GUESS YOU HAVE A 
Dorothy, your husband has good sense of humor!
that is funny Dorothy! 
That's actually less disgusting than the thing that usually happens in restaurants.... After I've worked in one, I prefer home-made food.
